Tuesday, January 23

DEAR PEOPLE

DEAR PEOPLE FRIENDS:
I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING MANY QUESTIONS FROM YOU LATELY.
FOR STARTERS, YOU ARE WONDERING HOW I TRAVEL AROUND. DO I WALK? DO I FLY?

AFTER FLYING AWAY FROM HOME, I STARTED MY WORLD TRAVELS ON MY MOTORBIKE. AFTER CRASHING MY BIKE, I HOPPED ON A TRAIN. IT WAS SOON DISCOVERED BY MY PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE THAT, IN ACTUAL FACT, I WAS TRAVELING BY SHIP.

YES, I DO FLY, AFTER ALL, I DID FLY AWAY FROM MY HOME AT WOODSIDE FARM. AND I LIKE TO FLY UP HILLS TO SEE THE VIEW. BUT I CAN'T SWIM VERY WELL.
THE PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE ALWAYS WONDER, WHO IS TAKING THE PICTURES? WELL, I DO WHAT EVERY TOURIST DOES: I HAND MY CAMERA TO A LOCAL, AND POSE!

I ALSO FIGHT FOR DUCKIE RIGHTS AROUND THE WORLD.

I STILL TRAVEL BY TRAIN AND SHIP FREQUENTLY. I WILL SEE ASIA SOON, AMONG MANY OTHER EXOTIC DESTINATIONS.


THANK-YOU READERS, AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE ADVENTURES!
BIG QUACKS, RRD

13 comments:

Gattina said...

Am I boozed ? this early in the morning, or is it correct that a DUCK (???) is writing here ? I know a lot of cats and dog bloggers but never have met a duck. I have a cat blog (don't know if you have seen it). Maybe we should found a Blogger world for animals and invite blogging chickens (I do already) birds, hamsters, cows, horses etc. Isn't that an idea ?

Shammickite said...

or perhaps blogging triceratops... there's a pic of one on my blog a couple of days ago...

Lynn said...

oh my! I am sensing some ducky prejudgices!
Hail forth ducky!
I will wait for the next pics.
Go ducky go!

Rhonda said...

It's either really late and I'm tired or this is one of the most amusing things I've seen in a while. ;)

*quack*

Tracie P. said...

buon viaggio :)

My Brand New Swiss Life said...

This is genius!!
Just found your blog... love it!!
cheers from Zurich,
Jess

Goofball said...

hi duckie... how are your travels going lately???

Have fun!

lorenzothellama said...

If llamas can have blogs, so can ducks. So there!

Blindsighted One said...

Duck, duck, duck, goose! Just found your blog. Love it!

Merisi said...

Amazing things are happening this morning:
First, I found the link to your site again,
secondly, whom do I spy here?
Right, Llama! (That girl must have a frequent flyer account!!!).
Btw, were you there, last July, at the tub party in Vienna???

miss bloom said...

Ohh ... rubber duckie, you are soo cute and adorable.

Love your blog.

More pics please :)

Unknown said...

wow! I wannabe like this duck... travel, and travel!!! Bye bye from Spain!

Anonymous said...

Interesting to know.