Showing posts with label Denmark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Denmark. Show all posts

Friday, September 16

faries

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE:
HERE I AM IN THE FAROE ISLANDS, A PART OF DENMARK, WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE FARESE. HERE ARE SOME OF THE MORE INTERESTING SIGHTS I SAW, THE SHEEP BEING THE MOST INTERESTING:








































QUACK!!!LOVE, RUBBER DUCKIE

Friday, August 12

CRUELTY TO DUCKS

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE: I HAVE WITNESSED SOME MAJOR ATROCITIES LATELY.
THEY WAY THEY TREAT RUBBER DUCKIES IN EUROPE APPALS ME.
HERE I AM AT TIVOLI GARDENS IN COPENHAGEN, WHERE HUMANS FISH FOR RUBBER DUCKIES FOR PRIZES. THESE DUCKS HAVE NO FREEDOM, AND ARE OBVIOUSLY LOBOTOMIZED, AS I CAN TELL FROM THE METAL PLATES IN THEIR HEADS. I SPENT A WHILE COUNCELLING THESE POOR DUCKS, BUT I THINK THEY ARE BEYOND THE POINT OF EVER BECOMING NORMAL AGAIN. IF THINGS LIKE THIS CONTINUE I MIGHT HAVE TO FLY AWAY FROM EUROPE SOON. LOVE, RUBBER DUCKIE.