its not easy, being in greenland

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE: THERE IS NOT A WHOLE LOT IN GREENLAND. ITS COLD, 4 DEGREES IN THE SUMMER, AND THE CAPITAL CITY, NUUK, HAS ALL THE CHARM AND SOPHISTICATION OF...LILLOET. I DIDNT KNOW THAN GREENLAND WAS A PART OF DENMARK, DID YOU?? SANTA CLAUSE LIVES HERE, AND I WENT AND SAW WHERE ALL HIS LETTERS GO TO. ALL THE LOCALS CAME TO WATCH THE TENDER BOATS COME IN AND OUT, HAVING NOTHING BETTER TO DO. HERE IS A PICTURE STORY OF MY DAY...
LOVE, RUBBER DUCKIE