DEAR PEOPLE

DEAR PEOPLE FRIENDS:
I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING MANY QUESTIONS FROM YOU LATELY.
FOR STARTERS, YOU ARE WONDERING HOW I TRAVEL AROUND. DO I WALK? DO I FLY?

AFTER FLYING AWAY FROM HOME, I STARTED MY WORLD TRAVELS ON MY MOTORBIKE. AFTER CRASHING MY BIKE, I HOPPED ON A TRAIN. IT WAS SOON DISCOVERED BY MY PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE THAT, IN ACTUAL FACT, I WAS TRAVELING BY SHIP.

YES, I DO FLY, AFTER ALL, I DID FLY AWAY FROM MY HOME AT WOODSIDE FARM. AND I LIKE TO FLY UP HILLS TO SEE THE VIEW. BUT I CAN'T SWIM VERY WELL.
THE PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE ALWAYS WONDER, WHO IS TAKING THE PICTURES? WELL, I DO WHAT EVERY TOURIST DOES: I HAND MY CAMERA TO A LOCAL, AND POSE!

I ALSO FIGHT FOR DUCKIE RIGHTS AROUND THE WORLD.

I STILL TRAVEL BY TRAIN AND SHIP FREQUENTLY. I WILL SEE ASIA SOON, AMONG MANY OTHER EXOTIC DESTINATIONS.


THANK-YOU READERS, AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE ADVENTURES!
BIG QUACKS, RRD

mary

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE:
QUACK!
ON MY JOURNEY UP THE ST LAURENCE SEAWAY INTO THE SAUGENAY RIVER, I SPOTTED SOME UNUSUAL SIGHTS:



THE FIRST, PERCHED HIGH UPON A ROCKY HILLTOP, IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WAS A GIANT VIRGIN MARY - LEGEND HAS IT THAT A MISTER ROBATAILLE , A TRAVELING SALESMAN, SLID OFF THE ICY ROAD ABOVE WITH HIS VEHICLE AND BOX OF SAMPLES INTO THE OCEAN. AS HE PLUNGED DOWN INTO THE ICY COLD WATER HE PRAYED TO THE VIRGIN MARY, AND INSTANTLY HIS CART AND HIM AND EVEN THE BOX OF SAMPLES WERE LIFTED BACK ONTO THE ROAD. MAYBE THATS WHY THERE DOESNT SEEM TO BE A ROAD THERE ANYMORE... ANYWAYS, I THINK HE HIED LATER IN THE HOSPITAL OF HYPOTHERMIA AND THE VIRGIN MARY WAS PUT THERE AS A TESTIMONY TO THE MIRACLE.



AND RIGHT UNDERNEATH MARY WERE SOME BABY BELUGAS....
(THE WHITE SPECKS IN THE RIGHT OF THE PICTURE):

Jamaica, man

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE:
I TOOK A TRIP TO JAMAICA TODAY.
SINCE MY YELLOW SKIN STANDS OUT A BIT TOO MUCH, I ADOPTED A DISGUISE