Jamaica, man

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE:
I TOOK A TRIP TO JAMAICA TODAY.
SINCE MY YELLOW SKIN STANDS OUT A BIT TOO MUCH, I ADOPTED A DISGUISE

a turkish coffee in istanbul...

Amsterdam

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE:
HERE ARE SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF MY RECENT TRIP TO AMSTERDAM. I FOUND MYSELF RIGHT QUACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT.








A BICYCLE PARKING GARAGE!! QUACK!!
LOVE AND QUACKS, RUBBER DUCKIE

maine duck

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE:

SINCE I AM ON THE EAST COAST I THOUGHT I WOULD DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO AND TRY A LOBSTER.
SO I FLEW OUTSIDE IN BAR HARBOR MAINE WITH MY DUCKIE FRIENDS TO DO JUST THAT. QUACK!! LOVE, RUBBER DUCKIE

newfie duck

DEAR PEOPLE AT WOODSIDE:
WHEN I LANDED IN THIS PORT, I IMMEDIATELY KNEW SOMETHING WAS STRANGE.....
FIRST OF ALL, A STREET WAS NAMED AFTER MY LATE ANCESTOR, SIR ROBERT Q DUCKWORTH........






AND THEN I SAW THIS FAMILIAR PLACE..... AND I REALIZED WE MUST HAVE DRIFTED INTO CANADA!



I SPOKE WITH SOME OF THE LOCALS. THE LOOK LIKE THE DUCKS AT HOME, BUT WHAT QUEER ACCENTS......



I FLEW UP THE HILL, AS USUAL, TO GET THE BEST VIEW OF THE VIKING SHIP AS POSSIBLE.........

I ASKED THE OTHER BIRDS, "WHAT WAS SO HISTORIC THAT HAPPENED AT SIGNAL HILL?" THEIR REPLY: "WHY, THE BATTLE OF SIGNAL HILL, OF COURSE!"



FROM HERE I HAD A VIEW OF THE MOST EASTERN POINT OF LAND IN NORTH AMERICA. JUST THINK.... THE ONLY WAY I CAN GO IS WEST!

























ITS NICE TO BE HOME AGAIN...... KIND OF!!!
QUACK, RUBBER DUCKIE